028. Home front glamour


The industry wasn’t what it used to be, that was for sure. As Arthur dunked his squeegee in the bucket and set his automatic platform for the 32nd floor, he decided the problem was that the glamour was all gone.


He could take the uniform changes. Sure, the dapper suit and the jaunty whistle had added a certain credibility to his profession, but the inner-city smog obscured most of his appearance anyway. And, if he was honest, he liked the updraught he caught in the new company-issue shorts.


No, the real issue was that the view had changed.

The worst bit was the tracksuit pants, he thought, as he removed a particularly nasty bird poo from the penthouse bay window. When he’d started, it was all gloves and twin sets. Perfectly coiffed hair. Aprons over full, pressed skirts and dinner in the oven. Pinstripes and whiskey.

He sighed. These days, even the sex scenes lacked grooming. Without the champagne and negligees, the slicked hair and cigarettes, it was just human flesh and animal instinct. Nobody kept up appearances. Nobody courted home-front glamour.

And worse, nobody knew how to behave.

People used to do him the courtesy of pretending not to notice him – now they stared, or tried to smile. Last week, a woman with badly dyed hair had actually come over to the window. Her mouth had moved with words he couldn’t hear, and she’d pressed her hand against the window.

When she took her hand away, there was a smudge on the inside of the glass. They both stared at it for a long time, before he shrugged and moved to the next level. There was nothing he could do. The smear was on the inside, and he couldn’t reach it.

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