062. We will walk you there wholesale

Billie stomped the pavement outside the clinic and tried out her new legs. She bended her knees, jumped up and down and did an improvised ninja kick. Machinery whirl inside her. It was weird but it felt good. Her new legs were robust, felt firmly planted, and were decorated in a bad ass shiny blue tinged with silver stars, far removed from the boring skin-colored skin of her old, naturally human-grown legs. The hydraulic-powered Bi-Pedals 3000 were self-cleaning, bullet proof and came with retractable as well as extendable hair follicles for cold, and let's face, Billie thought to herself, lonely, winter nights.

The BiPed3 also came with a wide assortment of movements such as The Usain Bolt-sprint, BunnyJump, The Smooth Stroller and The Pedestrian Passerby which picked the fastest route and then automatically walked you through weekend crowds or student protests.

Billie programmed a little jig and let herself be danced down the block. The internal speakers shot Youth Lagoon through her body and reverberated pleasantly in her skull. With her new legs she felt like she was finally going places.